War of the Blog ness monster....

I have recently come across a blog in which my good name and crazy unkempt secrets were tossed around in a hiatus of random confusion. Hilarious confusion, but a hiatus nonetheless. All over a pair of shorts....

While I really can't say anything too terrible awful about my *cough* um...beloved... I do feel coerced to throw out a few of his personal flaws...

~Jon believes I invented the question mark.

~Jon's toes have scared away even Big Foot...forget about his Scottish cousin, Lochy.

~Jon is the backwards man, he's the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man...

~Jon bruises easy... that's because of his very fragile state of mind... ;)

~He likes almost all alcoholic beverages... some becoming close, personal friends.... his imaginary friends are even called Sam and Jack.

~He likes a little cheese with his w(h)ine.

~Jon loves getting up before 8am on weekends. He loves it even more when you call him at that time. His number is 520-3265 (area code lacking for discretion issues)

~Jon believes Vanilla Ice stole his song. "Ice Ice Baby" was actually "You're nice, but a little crabby" a song for an ex.

~Jon's mom pays me to hang out with him... I get time and a half for weekends.

And last but not least....
~ Jon (even if he is a bit disgruntled) will agree that he deserves everything that I dished right back out to him... and he knows I still love him~!
Have a fun....day....