What a day!

Names may be changed for confidentiality purposes.... here's how my day went:

1:15am~ check on individuals; call in.
3:15am ~ check on individuals; call in.
5am~ Scott, what are you doing up?
5:30am~ Call in.
5:45am~ I hear Scott up but I'm staying on the couch until 6am... talking to God.
6am~ Find Scott... where is his clothes? Where is his brief? Oh no...
-clean up and change Scott.
-find Scott's brief and the trail of poo that escaped from it.
-get out the mop bucket and clean up the floors because Scott walked through the trail of poo.
6:15am~ Morning Ron. Please don't do that to your pillow. Time for a shower.
-Help Ron in the shower. Help Ron out of the shower.
6:30am~ What's for brekky? Praise God, it's just cereal.
7am~ starts med pass.
7:25am~ Carmen... Oh dear! How sick are you? That sick huh? Change the sheets. Get into the bathtub.
7:45am~ Nick! Please stop screaming... it's ok.
8am ~ Hi... please help!
8:10am~ Yes Duane... ALL of the meds...
8:30am~ finish med pass.
8:40am~ oh no, she's sick again? Back in the tub.
9am.... and the list goes on and on... needless to say, I had a pretty crappy day until I left at 11am!